2 posts tagged “novel”
Yessss! YESSSSSS! I have done it! I've met the NaNoWriMo challenge! I bravely churned where no viking has churned before and something about hordes! IT SAYS SO!
50,140 words in 29 days, folks. Bam! Eat that! And other remarks that could double as exclamations by exuberant television chefs! Yes, I totally printed out the PDF certificate. SHUT UP, IT'S AWESOME.
(Oh yeah, and Thanksgiving was great. More on that later.)
Why haven't I posted in a while? I'm glad you asked, Bobby. I've been reserving my writing energy for NaNoWriMo. I'm 35,000 words of torture in! 15,000 to go! I've never written that much in my life! And no! You can't read it! Not when it includes lines like:
Which reminded me of my utilities. Were those paid as well? Surely not, I thought, but when I logged into my various accounts, I saw that all had been paid in full. I shook my head as if to wake myself from a dream. How had this happened? The obvious answer was that someone had been paying my expenses for me, but who?
WHO! HAS! BEEN! PAYING! HER! UTILITIES?? Find out when I've burned this manuscript in a bonfire!
Believe it or not, there's something worse than my writing. That's right. It's a Tab commercial.
You know, keeping your shape in shape has its rewards...
